Right now my kids are into knock-knock jokes. Here's a couple of examples of their stellar wit:
Me: Knock, knock.
Milo: Who's there?
Me: Ken.
Milo: Ken who?
Me: Ken I come inside, it's raining out here!
And we all laugh. Hee, hee, hee...
Violet: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Violet giggles manically and doesn't finish the joke.
And we all laugh. Hee, hee, hee...
Milo: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Milo: Banana.
Me: Banana who?
Milo: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Milo: Banana.
Me: Banana who?
Milo: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Milo: Banana.
Me: Banana who?
Milo: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Milo: Banana.
Me: Banana who?
Repeat 14, 17, 22 times...
Milo: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Milo: Banana.
Me: Hey, banana, if you knock on my door one more time I'm calling the police! You're making me nuts! Get to the punchline already, kid...
Pause... pause... pause...
Milo: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Milo: Banana.
3 comments:
HAHAHAHA. Milo is a very witty boy.
Orange! Ah, I feel better now. Not sure I could have gone to bed with that joke left open-ended. :)
lol! Finn also loves to make up Knock Knock jokes.
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