Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Text Heard 'Round KC...

Apparently the text message I sent Scott yesterday is "the hit of the convention."  Yes, he shared a text with, apparently, anyone who will listen.  What was this text that has made it the Holy Grail of texts?  You tell me why he's been sharing it with everyone he sees...

"Dave H. has steamer at Expo. (xxx) xxx-xxxx.  Kids had good day.  Ultrasound tech saw my brain thru my vaj and Tess did squirt on the floor.  Chicks good."

I thought this was a completely thorough run-down of the day in 160 characters or less.  Let me break it down for you:
  1. Dave H. has steamer at Expo.  Someone called the house with info Scott needed at his convention (they accidentally put our home number on the contact sheet, so I answered several calls from people calling him in Kansas City while they were in Kansas City and likely only two rooms away from him at the convention center). 
  2. Kids had good day.  Well, that's pretty clear, I think.
  3. Ultrasound tech saw my brain thru my vaj  I had a very complete pelvic ultrasound today to see if anything jumped out as a reason why we are currently infertile.  
  4. and Tess did squirt on the floor.  One of the dogs had some diarrhea this morning and I was concerned about her pooping on the floor when I was at work.  For good reason.
  5. Chicks good.  The 25 chicks living in our basement are all still alive, cute, and doing a great job eating, sleeping, and pooping.
And now everyone on the USITT conference commission knows all of that about my day yesterday, too.  Maybe it is his revenge for me blogging?? 


WildThingsMom said...

LMAO!! Nice. Well, we know a few things about him too....

And at least tech saw a brain! All clear!

Rhonda (a.k.a. The Lively Squaw) said...

That's hilarious!! But it could be a long, dry summer for him, if you know what I mean!!